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June 9, 2011 by markstani

This is part of a short story collection I’m currently working on, based on the idea of having one piece at least loosely related to each Olympic sport. This is one of the more experimental pieces. Comments, suggestions appreciated.

Ella_Birtles Ella Birtles
omg, someone stop her #joshclappfans

IHATEJOSHCLAPP Jade Williams
http://twitpic.com/46xcdD J4EVA #joshclappfans

IHATEJOSHCLAPP Jade Williams
http://twitpic.com/5c56D3 J4EVA #joshclappfans

I HATE JOSHCLAPP
Jade Williams
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IHATEJOSHCLAPP
Jade Williams
http://twitpic.com/4g4cfD J4EVA #joshclappfans

I HATE JOSHCLAPP Jade Williams
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IHATEJOSHCLAPP Jade Williams
http://twitpic.com/2F2dfv J4EVA #joshclappfans

I HATE JOSHCLAPP Jade Williams
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IHATEJOSHCLAPP Jade Williams
@joshclapp ok so I have changed my tweet name becaose I HATEE YOU aand I hope u DROWN J4EVA #joshclappfans

JOSHCLAPPISGOD Katie Lee
@joshclapp my eyes could see you my heart could feel you my breath could sense you I knew I loved you before I met you #joshclappfans

HappyClappy Jade Williams
Ok so my dad has come back and like totally freaked hope youre happy now @joshclapp i have been grounded for EVER J4EVA #joshclappfans

Ella_Birtles Ella Birtles
@HappyClappy youre that psycho who hangs round in the red hat right???? I think you need help #joshclappfans

@GBDiving GB Diving
Ok folks how about we wind this up? @HappyClappy we are genuinely sorry for the confusion but your language is disappointing. #joshclappfans

Kenny_Sport_Boy Mad Kenny
Josh u got the clapp? Ha ha #joshclappfans

HappyClappy Jade Williams
@Ella_Birtles I will see you Monday bitch I who know you are now J4EVA #joshclappfans

HappyClappy Jade Williams
@DANNYDIVEBOY2012 what is her name then go on then if yore so clever no you arent becos she DOES’NT EXIST

Ella_Birtles Ella Birtles
@joshclapp @HappyClappy she wd literally go to the ends of the earth for you, shame you won’t be there!!!! #joshclappfans

JOSHCLAPPISGOD Katie Lee
Omg **faints** RT @joshclapp no probs I have followed you pm me yr address I’ll get them to send you one #joshclappfans

HappyClappy Jade Williams
@joshclapp Josh why r u Rting other people not me I am your biggest fan??????  J4EVA #joshclappfans

HappyClappy Jade Williams
@DANNYDIVEBOY2012 Josh does not have a gf he dumped her in nandos cos she was a bitch he is YOUNG FREE AND SINGLE J4EVA #joshclappfans

DANNYDIVEBOY2012 Daniel Walker
RT @joshclapp pm me yr address I’ll get them to send you one…. Oo-er Joshy what ever will your gf say!!!! #joshclappfans

HappyClappy Jade Williams
@Ella_Birtles FUCK OFF J4EVA #joshclappfans

Kenny_Sport_Boy Mad Kenny
Who the fuck is Josh Clapp #joshclappfans

joshclapp Josh Clapp
@JOSHCLAPPISGOD no probs I have followed you pm me yr address I’ll get them to send you one #joshclappfans

JOSHCLAPPISGOD Katie Lee RT by @joshclapp
@joshclapp omg so proud of you josh u r so great!!! give me a RT>?> #joshclappfans

joshclapp Josh Clapp
@Ella-Birtles Yeh you wish!!! ;D C U soon @DANNYDIVEBOY2012 @MikeDeeDiver @GBDiving #joshclappfans

JOSHCLAPPISGOD Katie Lee
…even know @joshclapp #joshclappfans

CaseyCool Casey Johnson
@joshclapp good luck Josh, and well done from all at yr old school St Aidans!! #joshclappfans

JOSHCLAPPISGOD Katie Lee
@joshclapp #joshclappfans the hardest things to say are the words that mean the most. So I’ll bite my tongue til it bleds and I doubt youll

@GBDiving GB Diving
Josh will join a ten-strong Great Britain team for the competition in Santiago, Spain. Good luck, guys! #joshclappfans

Ella_Birtles Ella Birtles
@HappyClappy world champs in Santiago Spain not Santiago Chile oops #joshclappfans

HappyClappy Jade Williams
@joshclapp booked flights to santiago!! maxed out dads credit card for u josh!! But worth it!! Chile here we come!!! J4EVA #joshclappfans

Ella_Birtles Ella Birtles
@DANNYDIVEBOY2012 Hey Danny he’s picking them up by the minute must be those nude pics ha ha ha! @MikeDeeDiver @GBDiving #joshclappfans

JacquelineLeng Jacqueline Leng
#joshclappfans Tips on How to Seduce Women – 3 Tips to Make Women Want To Be More Than Friends With YOU: Any guy that wants to… bit.ly/fgfY23

DANNYDIVEBOY2012 Daniel Walker
@joshclapp Hey Joshy boy congrats!!! U da bomb!!! U got groupies or what man!!!??? @Ella_Birtles @MikeDeeDiver @GBDiving #joshclappfans

JOSHCLAPPISGOD Katie Lee
OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! Omg!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! oG!!! OMG!!! Pls RT #joshclappfans

joshclapp Josh Clapp
Hey everyone thanks for your support really appreciated thanks @MikeDeeDiver @Ella_Birtles lking forward to Mon (not!) #joshclappfans

JOSHCLAPPISGOD Katie Lee
@HappyClappy Josh is a gift to all of us I am sorry you have so much hate in your heart lets make the world a nicer place #joshclappfans

HappyClappy Jade Williams
@GBDiving @joshclapp Ill be there don’t worry!!! 😀 J4EVA #joshclappfans

@GBDiving GB Diving
Josh will now head to the World Championships in Santiago Sept 7-14 bidding to become GB’s youngest ever diving world champion! #joshclappfans

HappyClappy Jade Williams
@JOSHCLAPPISGOD biggest fan i don’t think so where were u in juniors did u hitch to slovaksia for euros no i don’t think so J4EVA #joshclappfans

HappyClappy Jade Williams
Those are NOT real photos of Josh he would never do things like that, Twitter can you take them down repeat they are FAKE J4EVA #joshclappfans

MikeDeeDiver Mike Dee
@JOSHCLAPPISGOD why not try nudehotpics??!! wow josh I never knew you had it in you u been doing extra bench presses ha ha???!!! :@) #joshclappfans

JOSHCLAPPISGOD Katie Lee
@joshclapp @GBDiving any1 kno where I can get a signed photo of josh I’m, his biggest fan omg it would be AMAZING!!!!!! #joshclappfans

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HappyClappy Jade Williams
@Ella_Birtles what r u the pool cleaner or something if u sogood why u not in spain like Josh winning GOLD J4EVA #joshclappfans

@GBDiving GB Diving
Josh scored 518.45 points to beat former world champ Jed Ryan (Aus) into silver with Volodymyr Varlamov (Ukr) in third #joshclappfans

JOSHCLAPPISGOD Katie Lee
@joshclapp be yourself because you were born to be somebody. Age is just a number. Possilities are endless #joshclappfans

Ella_Birtles Ella Birtles
@HappyClappy Er whatever #joshclappfans

MikeDeeDiver Mike Dee
@joshclapp @GBDiving YESSSSSS!!!!!!!GET IN THERE JOSH!!!!!!! #joshclappfans

HappyClappy Jade Williams
@Ella_Birtles well you obviously don’t know him v well big headed josh don’t think
so J4EVA #joshclappfans

Ella_Birtles Ella Birtles
@joshclapp great stuff josh see you back monday for training, now don’t you go getting bgi headed on us!!!!!! ;O) @GBDiving #joshclappfans

JOSHCLAPPISGOD Katie Lee
@joshclapp omg so proud of you josh u r so great!!! give me a RT>?> #joshclappfans

HappyClappy
Jade Williams
@joshclapp josh congrats on yr gold medal from your no. 1 fans!!!!! next for the olympics we are right behind u!!!!! xxx J4EVA #joshclappfans

@GBDiving GB Diving
nineteen year old Josh Clapp wins gold medal in 10m platform at Euro Champs in Alicante, Spain @joshclapp #joshclappfans

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